Your eating won’t be light today, so the blog content is. Enjoy a quick laugh and best wishes from me for a joyful Thanksgiving.
“May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” —Anonymous.
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James.
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck.
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” —Stephen Colbert
