Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
– Bill Vaughan
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
– William Thomas
On New Year’s, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.
– Melanie White
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
– Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
Women get a little more excited about New Year’s Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
– Jay Leno