Five Funny Quotes About Thanksgiving

Your eating won’t be light today, so the blog content is.  Enjoy a quick laugh and best wishes from me for a joyful Thanksgiving.

 

“May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!” —Anonymous.

 

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James. 

 

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”—Erma Bombeck.

 

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno

 

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” —Stephen Colbert

 

Source:  https://www.rd.com/list/funny-thanksgiving-quotes/

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Kristi Sullivan

My name is Kristi Sullivan and I have been helping people achieve financial security since 1996. I am a fee-only financial planner and public speaker. I do no investment or insurance sales for commissions. My clients pay me for guidance through their financial questions. I also work with employers to educate their employees about personal finance. I have been helping people make financial decisions for 18 years. I have worked in employee benefits and with individual clients/families. I hold the Certified Financial Planner designation. Sullivan Financial Planning, LLC is a Registered Investment Advisory firm with the State of Colorado. Areas of expertise include prioritizing savings goals, investment allocation, and wealth manager searches.