Who are we kidding? Even if you are checking email today, you don’t want to read about personal finance the day before you start overspending for the holidays. So, to give us all a break (me included), here are some funny things about Thanksgiving:
- “Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.” — Simon Holland
- “You know what goes well with planning Thanksgiving dinner for 36 people? Vodka.”
- “I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.” — One Awkward Mom
- “My favorite Thanksgiving pastime is stocking up on food for Thanksgiving dinner and forgetting that I also need to feed my family the other six days of the week.” — Professional Worrier
- “There should be a nationally recognized period of at least three days after Thanksgiving called ‘everyone fend for yourselves!’”
- “We have this tradition where every Thanksgiving my wife & I cook a big meal, then our kids criticize it.” — A Bearer Of Dad News
- “Instead of asking why I’m not making a Thanksgiving turkey for my family, ask yourself why you aren’t ordering a Thanksgiving pizza.” — Mommy Owl
Happy Thanksgiving!
