It’s the day before Halloween, so you must be running around costuming your kids/pets/self and buying candy. So, no boring finance stuff, just a few laughs.
“Last Halloween, there was a knock on the door. I looked out the window and shouted upstairs to my wife, ‘Honey, there’s a witch at the door. What should I do?’ She shouted back, ‘Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost.’ My mother-in-law hasn’t spoken to me since.” – Anonymous
“I’ve decided to give my collection of condiment packets out for Halloween. Polynesian sauce for the best costume.” – Lecrae
“Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I’m going to be for the rest of my life.” – Sam Grittner
“Idea for a haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven’t talked to since high school.” – @PaperWash
“Going to a Halloween party and pretending to be someone I’m not is good practice for the family Christmas party.” – @TheNardvark
