7 Funny Quotes about Motherhood – The ‘Rona Edition

Yes, we are all sick of coronavirus news!  Except when it’s just funny.  So, to honor all the mothers out there, especially in time when we are forced into 24-hour a day contact with our little darlings, enjoy some mom-wit thanks to Twitter.


Quarantine day 6: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. @mommajessiec


Day 3 of quarantine and distance learning from home: 6-year-old writes biography titled, “Why I Hate My Family” @therichards5


Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie. @Lhlodder


After folding all of the clothes I can only assume that I have 7 children and two husbands that I was not previously aware of. @pro_worrier_


My daughter just maintained eye contact while stuffing her face with the last of my chocolate stash and my husband said “oh s$#t” and picked her up and took her into the other room but he won’t always be here to protect her.  @mom_ontherocks


My preteen saw a bird fly past the window, muttered “ooh, bird” and jaunted to the window to stare outside. So, his transformation to house cat is complete. @petricksara


My daughter just asked me where we keep our crowbar and I’m pretty sure that’s my cue to end the unsupervised play portion of our day. @Asarabellab123


13 year old: My English teacher wants us to write in a journal every day
Me: What have you written so far?
13 year old: “I don’t want to write a journal, & I don’t like Quarantine Chicken Surprise.”
Me: Good opener. @verbsrproudest

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