Yes, we are all sick of coronavirus news! Except when it’s just funny. So, to honor all the mothers out there, especially in time when we are forced into 24-hour a day contact with our little darlings, enjoy some mom-wit thanks to Twitter.
Quarantine day 6: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. @mommajessiec
Day 3 of quarantine and distance learning from home: 6-year-old writes biography titled, “Why I Hate My Family” @therichards5
Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie. @Lhlodder
After folding all of the clothes I can only assume that I have 7 children and two husbands that I was not previously aware of. @pro_worrier_
My daughter just maintained eye contact while stuffing her face with the last of my chocolate stash and my husband said “oh s$#t” and picked her up and took her into the other room but he won’t always be here to protect her. @mom_ontherocks
My preteen saw a bird fly past the window, muttered “ooh, bird” and jaunted to the window to stare outside. So, his transformation to house cat is complete. @petricksara
My daughter just asked me where we keep our crowbar and I’m pretty sure that’s my cue to end the unsupervised play portion of our day. @Asarabellab123
13 year old: My English teacher wants us to write in a journal every day
Me: What have you written so far?
13 year old: “I don’t want to write a journal, & I don’t like Quarantine Chicken Surprise.”
Me: Good opener. @verbsrproudest