Forget the fear. Let’s scream with laughter at these clever Halloween commentators:
“Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.” – Simon Holland
“I don’t have to worry about my kids TP’ing houses on Halloween because apparently none of them know where the spare rolls are.” – Roney Lacroix
“Some people go to Vegas to gamble. I order my kid a costume from China hoping it will arrive before Halloween.” – SpacedMom
“I’ve decided to give my collection of condiment packets out for Halloween. Polynesian sauce for the best costume.” – Lecrae
And finally, from the nicest neighbor in your ‘hood: “There’s no age limit on trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a martini and a smoldering Pall Mall in your old-looking hands and I’m gonna give you a Snickers. Happy Halloween.” – Troy Johnson
