Easter shopping tip: When buying your daughter that frilly new Easter dress, try to visualize how it’ll look with chocolate and grass stains all over it. ~ Melanie White
Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. ~ Unknown
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. ~ Amy Sedaris
I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them. ~ Melanie White
My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church. ~ A. J. Jamal
Source: http://laffgaff.com/funny-easter-quotes/
