5 Funny Quotes About the Holidays

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”—Victor Borge.   “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”—Andy Borowitz.   “A Hanukkah miracle would be feeling confident that you spelled Hanukkah correctly” – anonymous   “Most Texans think of Hanukkah as some sort of a duck call” – Richard Lewis.  …