To give you and me a break from personal finance, I offer my traditional holiday menu of funny Thanksgiving quotes. Happy Thanksgiving! I am grateful to everyone who reads my musings.
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants”
– Kevin James
“It took me weeks to stuff my Thanksgiving turkey. I stuffed it through the beak”
– Phyllis Diller
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
—Erma Bombeck
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
—Jim Davis
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
—Kenny Rogerson
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”
—Jay Leno
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