Five Funny Quotes About Halloween – and One Sweet Financial Tip

I learned something the other day. I learned that Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.

– Bruce Clark

If I’m lazy and I can’t come up with a costume, I would just wear a slip and write ‘Freudian’ on it.
– Julia Stiles

Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?

– snowjob ‏@canadasandra

The real monsters are the people that give away little boxes of raisins instead of Halloween candy.
– Mike Raphone

I’m going to be “Mom who abandoned her family and fled to Mexico with a new identity” for Halloween. Too bad my kids won’t get to see it.

–Tara Brown ‏@Faux_Ma

And the financial tip

The best day of the year to buy candy is November 1^st! Stock up and be ready to pack lunches, be the coolest parent bringing snacks after sports games, satisfy your book club’s chocolate cravings, and so much more. Take the savings and invest in your retirement account!

Source for quotes: http://www.funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com/funny-halloween-quotes.html

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Kristi Sullivan

My name is Kristi Sullivan and I have been helping people achieve financial security since 1996. I am a fee-only financial planner and public speaker. I do no investment or insurance sales for commissions. My clients pay me for guidance through their financial questions. I also work with employers to educate their employees about personal finance. I have been helping people make financial decisions for 18 years. I have worked in employee benefits and with individual clients/families. I hold the Certified Financial Planner designation. Sullivan Financial Planning, LLC is a Registered Investment Advisory firm with the State of Colorado. Areas of expertise include prioritizing savings goals, investment allocation, and wealth manager searches.