I learned something the other day. I learned that Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
– Bruce Clark
If I’m lazy and I can’t come up with a costume, I would just wear a slip and write ‘Freudian’ on it.
– Julia Stiles
Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?
– snowjob @canadasandra
The real monsters are the people that give away little boxes of raisins instead of Halloween candy.
– Mike Raphone
I’m going to be “Mom who abandoned her family and fled to Mexico with a new identity” for Halloween. Too bad my kids won’t get to see it.
–Tara Brown @Faux_Ma
And the financial tip
The best day of the year to buy candy is November 1st! Stock up and be ready to pack lunches, be the coolest parent bringing snacks after sports games, satisfy your book club’s chocolate cravings, and so much more. Take the savings and invest in your retirement account!
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