Five Funny Quotes about Easter

Sure, religious holidays shouldn’t be made fun of.  But let’s face it, the idea of a well-dressed giant rabbit hiding eggs (at $1.10 per pop!) all over your yard is an easy target for comedians.

 

  1. “I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had three eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” — Caroline Rhea

  1. “Easter egg hunts are proof your child can find things when they really want to.” — Unknown

  1. “I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” — Melanie White

  1. “Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don’t like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year. Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that’s weird.” — Simon Holland (@simoncholland)

  1. “No sweetie, you can’t have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that’s not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.” — Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom)
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My name is Kristi Sullivan and I have been helping people achieve financial security since 1996. I am a fee-only financial planner and public speaker. I do no investment or insurance sales for commissions. My clients pay me for guidance through their financial questions. I also work with employers to educate their employees about personal finance. I have been helping people make financial decisions for 18 years. I have worked in employee benefits and with individual clients/families. I hold the Certified Financial Planner designation. Sullivan Financial Planning, LLC is a Registered Investment Advisory firm with the State of Colorado. Areas of expertise include prioritizing savings goals, investment allocation, and wealth manager searches.