5 Candy-Corny Halloween Jokes

The stock market hasn’t given us much to smile about this year. How about a little Halloween humor to lighten the mood?

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.

How did the vampire marathon end? Neck and neck.

What is a ghost’s least favorite candy? Life Savers.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

Hey, at least you can make the 6-year-old in your life laugh.

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Kristi Sullivan

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