Just for Fun: Fourth of July Quotes from Funny Americans!
This year, let’s toast our fellow Americans!
To celebrate the Fourth of July, I’d like to share some Facebook status updates that will make you smile this Independence Day!
- Being an American is awesome. The end.
- I am not understanding why Americans celebrate a movie. Sure it was a good one but geez!
- Happy New Mattress Day!!
- It’s 4th of July. You know what that means… Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
- 7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don’t be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse. Happy 4th of July!!
- Thank you to our Veterans on this 4th of July.
- 4th of July is coming up and you know what that means! Time to use Sparklers as wands and shoot spells at people again!
- Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!
- Let’s enjoy one of the last Independence Days before our complete dependence on China.
- This July 4th, I’m certainly not above a Jim Beam-fueled “U-S-A” chant.
Maybe Freedom of Speech isn’t such a great thing after all.
Happy Independence Day!