Hilarious quotes about parenting

Okay it’s the middle of summer and some of us may be questioning some major life choices – like the decision to procreate.

Here are some funny quotes about parenting to distract you for a few minutes.

 

 

“If you don’t want your kid to be late for camp because ‘the cat isn’t being nice to him’ then I suggest taking a pass on parenthood.” @est1975blog

 

 

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” — Ed Asner

 

 

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” — Red Buttons

 

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.” — Buddy Hackett

 

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” — Erma Bombeck

 

 

“You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation” — Unknown

 

“The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.” — Unknown

 

“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” — Ray Romano

 

What does this have to do with financial planning, you ask?  Well, kids, like divorce, are EXPENSIVE, so generally a bad option with the finances.  But, some days the little cuties can be worth it.

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