Hilarious quotes about parenting
Okay it’s the middle of summer and some of us may be questioning some major life choices – like the decision to procreate.
Here are some funny quotes about parenting to distract you for a few minutes.
“If you don’t want your kid to be late for camp because ‘the cat isn’t being nice to him’ then I suggest taking a pass on parenthood.” @est1975blog
“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” — Ed Asner
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” — Red Buttons
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.” — Buddy Hackett
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” — Erma Bombeck
“You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation” — Unknown
“The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.” — Unknown
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” — Ray Romano
What does this have to do with financial planning, you ask? Well, kids, like divorce, are EXPENSIVE, so generally a bad option with the finances. But, some days the little cuties can be worth it.