5 Funny quotes about the Fourth of July
Even a dedicated financial planner has to take a break already from the endless nagging to save, save, save. How about a little humor to break up the monotony?
“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” — Stephen Colbert
“Kiss is a Fourth of July fireworks show with a backbeat” – Gene Simmons
“Canada Day comes and goes modestly every year. Sure, there are retail sales promotions and a long weekend. But there isn’t bluster or commodity in Canadian celebration. Canada isn’t big on bunting. Or jet flyovers, fireworks, marching bands, or military pomp.” – Rick Moranis “Poor, sad Canada.” – Kristi Sullivan
“You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.” – Erma Bombeck
“Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine’s Day with explosives.” – Anonymous