How about a Holiday Laugh? Here are some Fun Thanksgiving Quotes!

Thanksgiving Quotes

To give you and me a break from personal finance, I offer my traditional holiday menu of funny Thanksgiving quotes.  Happy Thanksgiving!  I am grateful to everyone who reads my musings.

“Thanksgiving, man.  Not a good day to be my pants”

– Kevin James

“It took me weeks to stuff my Thanksgiving turkey.  I stuffed it through the beak”

– Phyllis Diller

 

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

—Erma Bombeck

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

—Jim Davis

 

“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”

—Kenny Rogerson

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”

—Jay Leno

 

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