Well, these are more like quotes about motherhood, but what better time of year to share them? Happy Mother’s Day!
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
~ Author Unknown
“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
~ Phyllis Diller
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after”
~ Peter De Vries
“There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it! “
~Author Unknown
“I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”
~ George Bush
“Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.”
~Haim Ginott
Source: you-can-be-funny.com http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/FunnyMothersDayQuotes.html
