Funny quotes about Mother’s Day

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Well, these are more like quotes about motherhood, but what better time of year to share them?  Happy Mother’s Day!

 

“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
~ Author Unknown

 

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
~ Phyllis Diller

 

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after”
~ Peter De Vries

 

“There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it! “

~Author Unknown

 

“I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”
~ George Bush

 

“Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.”
~Haim Ginott

 

Source:  you-can-be-funny.com  http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/FunnyMothersDayQuotes.html

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