Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world — an assigned parking space.”
— Gene Perret
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.
– Dennis Miller
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
– Cokie Roberts
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
– Edgar W. Howe
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn’t stop until you get to school.
– Milton Berle
